Hey thecoddesslives...

See? I told you it was possible!

Mauled by a panda!

All we have to do is get your sister really drunk, and throw her into an enclosure with a sleeping panda!

Out of curiosity...

Hypothetically speaking, of course, if I were to start and actually post in a TMI filter, would you be

A. Scandalized
B. Interested
C. Grossed Out
D. Merely Curious
E. Indifferent
F. Other (Please specify)?

Not that I'm actually going to do this, I just want to know how people would react if I did.