Dancing through life...

I LOL'd IRL.

(From here.)

"On the other hand, my appearance on Kevin Smith's list of the five coolest people I've met at the San Diego Comic-Con http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/07/kevin-smith-comic-con.html put me in mind of the time I encountered Kevin Smith. It was round the back of the San Diego Convention Centre, near the loading bay. I was on my way to a panel when a gentleman with a kerchief-mask covering his lower face, holding a brace of pistols and wearing a rakish tricorn hat leapt out and demanded my wallet, and to dance a measure with my female companions. Obviously, I was having none of it, and with a cry of "Never, miscreant!" I stumbled into the fray. During our struggle the kerchief-mask slipped and I was shocked to see that our attacker was in fact director, writer and raconteur Kevin Smith himself. He fled, dropping my wallet and also several of the original Graphitti Buddy Christ and Jay & Silent Bob toys.

I can only presume that Mr Smith's description of me in EW as "a sweetheart" was due to the fact that I did not turn him in that day to the San Diego magistrates that day to be hanged and gibbeted as a common highwayman or footpad."

A cop car (or ambulance, there's some dissent) just drove down our street doing "Shave and a haircut" on its siren!

OH MY GOD THEY JUST RICK ROLLED THE MACY'S PARADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so that's not the exact quote, but I did find the clip!

Embedding is disabled on this one for some reason, so...link!

I know it's immature, but I can't help but giggle at this headline:

NY Police on Pope Watch Snatch River Beaver

thunderemerald sent me this story, which I am now choosing to share with all of you.

Now, I don't watch the TV series this is based on, but I still found it adorable and made of awesome.

For your reading enjoyment, I present...

Torchwood/I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER crossover fic!

You know that line in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," that goes "...space monkey, mafia..."

Every time I hear that, I think of what an awesome cartoon "Space Monkey Mafia!" would be.

I have so much to post about from this weekend, but a complete lack of motivation. Instead, I shall leave you all with a couple of jokes, with an explanation to follow:

A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The drow says to the bartender, "Give me a white Russian!" The friar says, "NO! Don't do that! He'll just eat it!"

A friar and a drow walk into a bar. The friar orders a holy water, and the bartender asks the drow if he'll have the same. The drow says, "No thanks, I'm watching my alignment."

Apparently, there's a nasty trojan virus going around disguised as a leaked copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Does anyone else find that as amusing as I do?