fairyrune | Interview Questions from aziraphalesshop

1. Who made that kickass fairy icon?
Oh, just some guy I know. I can't remember his name...Dick? Or was it Rick? No, wait! Rich was his name! :P

2. Which is more important this summer, the skirt or the shoes?
That is the all-important question. For those of you who don't know, I need to purchase two items at faire this year: new skirt, and new shoes. The skirt was supposed to happen last year, but I bought a sword instead.
Anyway, the skirt I have right now is actually a dance skirt, and it drives me nuts. The shoes are a different story. I was wearing Dreamshoes Nazareths (the lace up sandals), but gravel kept getting stuck to the laces and giving me crazy evil blisters. So now I have a pair of mocassins I use, but I might use my Aerosoles half-calf boots....
To make a long story short, probably the shoes. I've narrowed it down to either a pair of Sandlers or Dreamshoes Jesters. We'll see.

3. Axe or drakkar?
Axe. Definitely Axe. It's less expensive, so you can wear it more often, and I like it when you smell good.

4. Why a squirrel?
Why not? Squirrels are agile and quick, monks are agile and quick. And you look cute with that fluffy tail. :)

5. What is it about Spongebob that scares you so much?
Helllllloooooo! He's a fucking dish sponge! And he walks and talks and sings and makes hamburgers! Do you really want your dish sponges doing that stuff? It's not even like he's a natural sponge. Natural sponges are not square, and do not wear pants. And have you seen his eyes? He's got these bulging bloodshot eyes, like a fucking serial killer! What's not scary about that????

So yeah. You kids know the deal. Comment for five questions posed by yours truly.