Conversation with a cat...

[fairyrune]

Me: "Elmo, get the ant!"
Elmo: "Pet me!"
Me: "See the ant? Get the ant!"
Elmo: "Pet me!"
Me: (::puts Elmo next to the ant::) "Get the ant!"
Elmo: (::rolls over::) "Pet my tummy!"
Me: "Look! See the ant? Get the ant!"
Elmo: (::puts paw on ant and quickly withdraws it::) "No thank you. Pet me!"

I then proceeded to stomp the ant while the feline watched. Some hunter he is...

Comments

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

ELMO!!!!!

[fairyrune]

Indeed!

[(Anonymous)]

Hee hee. Cute Elmo.

[fairyrune]

Yes. Yes he is.

[lovethescythe.livejournal.com]

I think Elmo's a lover, not a fighter. Or maybe a whore-cat, not a fierce hunter kitty..

[fairyrune]

Thing is, every time a mouse gets in the house, he kicks the crap out of it.

[lovethescythe.livejournal.com]

maybe he's on a no insect diet?

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh, housecats. Mine (see icon) will carefully stalk whatever insect is roaming around the carpet, bat at it, watch it panic, and then go off and do something else.

Stupid cats.

[fairyrune]

Elmo especially so. It's REALLY fun to make him run into walls...

[majicou83.livejournal.com]

My little one does a paw flurry like E. Honda from street fighter, knocks it out of the air, and devours it. She's cute.

[fairyrune]

All cats are cute. It's part of their plot to take over the world.

[majicou83.livejournal.com]

They purr, we must obey...

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

I had a dog that would chase flies around...

[fairyrune]

My dog would break the house if she tried that.

[ex-chairlego562.livejournal.com]

ant != mouse