fairyrune | Oh, this one's a winner...

GuyVipe1: hi, a/s/l/pic
Spookie14: Ummmm.... no. None of your business.
GuyVipe1: i just wanted to know b/c i read ur profile and we are both into the same kinda stuff
GuyVipe1: lik dungeons and dragons
GuyVipe1: and LOTR books
Spookie14: Yeah, well, asking for MY a/s/l/pic before you even introduce yourself does not make a good first impression. In fact, it's really rather rude.
GuyVipe1: sry, can i have a second chance here?
Spookie14: Fine. Go ahead.
GuyVipe1: hey my names matt, what is ur name?
Spookie14: Rune
GuyVipe1: really? ur really name is Rune?
Spookie14: No, not really. It's just what some people call me.
GuyVipe1: what is ur really name?
Spookie14: Just call me Rune.
GuyVipe1: ok rune can i know ur age and sex and state now?
Spookie14: I'm 21, female, and I live in Alabama with my husband and our daughter.

Don't you just love it when random strangers want to know your personal information without telling you theirs? I amuse myself by fibbing to them. Just goes to show that you never know who's REALLY on the other end of that IM window.