Doo doo doot...

I was going to post about life and whatnot, but then I realized that I lead a rather boring life. Mostly, it goes like this:

"I should clean my room.
I love my aziraphalesshop
Food Network is awesome!
I love my aziraphalesshop
I want a pressure cooker!
I love my aziraphalesshop
HGTV is great too...
I love my aziraphalesshop
Ooooo...I want an amethyst geode sink...
I love my aziraphalesshop
But damn, that would be hard to clean.
I love my aziraphalesshop
I should clean my room.
I love my aziraphalesshop"

See? Pretty boring.

I need to stop watching HGTV, though. I keep having dreams about house shopping. Is it sad that I want my own house so that I can get one of those new Oasis washers? You know, the one that can hold all of the towels you could ever possibly need to wash at one time?

Blegh. I should go eat my lunch. I don't feel like it though. I was going to get a BLT for lunch today, but then I went and spent all of my cash on ice cream last night. Silly me! So now I just have a peanut butter sandwich from home.

I'll probably go out to dinner with the parental units tonight. I can get something with bacon then. I like bacon!

Oh! On a completely unrelated note, there was TOTALLY a fight club referrence on "The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy" on Cartoon Network the other day! It was freaking awesome.

I hate this weather. It makes me feel so unmotivated.

Also, you know how I work at a textiles company? Well, I think they're getting out of the fabric business and into the meat packing business. It's been FREEZING in here for the past two weeks. Any day now, they're going to start bringing in sides of beef and hanging them from the ceiling.

Speaking of raw meat, have you ever noticed how raw slabs of bacon are just about the only raw meat product that looks delicious? Obviously I wouldn't eat raw bacon, but I still think a giant slab of the stuff looks tasty. Fry that up and give me an apron! Maybe it's just me...

Gah! I should go eat so I quit thinking about bacon. And chili.

Ooooo! I should try putting bacon IN chili! Bacon makes EVERYTHING better, right?

Hrrrrmmmmm....I think I win the award for rambling-est post ever. Go me!

Crap. I can hear the sour cream and onion potato chips in the vending machine calling me. Alas, the top row is not functioning, so I cannot rescue them from their plexi-glass and metal spring-thing prison.

Righ. I'm going to go eat now. For real this time. I swear.