Doo doo doot...

[fairyrune]

I was going to post about life and whatnot, but then I realized that I lead a rather boring life. Mostly, it goes like this:

"I should clean my room.
I love my aziraphalesshop
Food Network is awesome!
I love my aziraphalesshop
I want a pressure cooker!
I love my aziraphalesshop
HGTV is great too...
I love my aziraphalesshop
Ooooo...I want an amethyst geode sink...
I love my aziraphalesshop
But damn, that would be hard to clean.
I love my aziraphalesshop
I should clean my room.
I love my aziraphalesshop"

See? Pretty boring.

I need to stop watching HGTV, though. I keep having dreams about house shopping. Is it sad that I want my own house so that I can get one of those new Oasis washers? You know, the one that can hold all of the towels you could ever possibly need to wash at one time?

Blegh. I should go eat my lunch. I don't feel like it though. I was going to get a BLT for lunch today, but then I went and spent all of my cash on ice cream last night. Silly me! So now I just have a peanut butter sandwich from home.

I'll probably go out to dinner with the parental units tonight. I can get something with bacon then. I like bacon!

Oh! On a completely unrelated note, there was TOTALLY a fight club referrence on "The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy" on Cartoon Network the other day! It was freaking awesome.

I hate this weather. It makes me feel so unmotivated.

Also, you know how I work at a textiles company? Well, I think they're getting out of the fabric business and into the meat packing business. It's been FREEZING in here for the past two weeks. Any day now, they're going to start bringing in sides of beef and hanging them from the ceiling.

Speaking of raw meat, have you ever noticed how raw slabs of bacon are just about the only raw meat product that looks delicious? Obviously I wouldn't eat raw bacon, but I still think a giant slab of the stuff looks tasty. Fry that up and give me an apron! Maybe it's just me...

Gah! I should go eat so I quit thinking about bacon. And chili.

Ooooo! I should try putting bacon IN chili! Bacon makes EVERYTHING better, right?

Hrrrrmmmmm....I think I win the award for rambling-est post ever. Go me!

Crap. I can hear the sour cream and onion potato chips in the vending machine calling me. Alas, the top row is not functioning, so I cannot rescue them from their plexi-glass and metal spring-thing prison.

Righ. I'm going to go eat now. For real this time. I swear.

Comments

[toosha.livejournal.com]

What kind of textile? As yo know I work in the garment industry...

[fairyrune]

Commercial and architechtural upholstery, wallcovering, and draperies.

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

What was the Fight Club reference?

And bacon makes many many things better, but now all. Bacon chocolate chip cookies? Bacon Walnut ice cream? Bacon flavored sex?

[fairyrune]

Grimm's spirit animal was a penguin, and they did the "Sliiiiide!" thing.

I'm talking reasonable bacon. Not crazy bacon!

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. "Crazy Bacon." That sounds like a good name for a punk band. Or a college comedy troupe.

[fairyrune]

Dude! Totally!
"'Ello New York! We're CRAZY BACON, and we're here to ROCK. YOUR. FACE OFF!"

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I could work for a meat packer... I'd be wandering around with a buck knife hacking off slabs constantly.... mmmmm.... beef....

[fairyrune]

Raw beef? You've HAD food poisoning once already, dude. Do you really want it again?

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

yea yea yea... that was from bad frozen taquitos... And I've had food poisoning a few times, but never from raw-ish or undercooked beef... I like the steak medium-rare to medium

[fairyrune]

Me too. Just hot enough to kill anything that might be living in it!

[prisonsexaholic.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Bacon


I want bacon.

[prisonsexaholic.livejournal.com]

oh, so completely unrelated, I sent you an evite to my housewarming party. But the email I have on Evite might be wrong. Did you get it? Where should I send it?

[fairyrune]

I think I may have gotten it, said "Oh, I have to talk to Rich about this later," and then forgot to click "keep as new," so it may have been deleted. I think.

[fairyrune]

Nope, I still have it!

[priestesm.livejournal.com]

it is officially rambling post Friday .... you are sooooo not alone on the rambling thing today!

[fairyrune]

What's up with that??

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

god?

you win.

we promise not to leave you alone to your own devices next week.

[fairyrune]

Ooo! Ooo! What do I win???

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

our company. :D

[fairyrune]

Bah! I already have that.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

well.

what does god want?

[fairyrune]

Right at this very moment or in general?

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

yes.

[fairyrune]

Kenmore Oasis washing machine, and my boyfriend naked. :P

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

NICE! and ACK!! don't give me any images here.. lol

[fairyrune]

You asked. :P

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i did. i often mess with my world like that.

[rhps613.livejournal.com]

steak tar tar soo good. Let me tell you a good slab of beef ( not ground beef) is so....um...good........MUST GO KILL COW FOR STEAK...I am seriously drooling here.....its sick. are you coming to jersey faire at all???

[fairyrune]

1. Cow's were meant to be cooked. End of story.
2. I have no idea.

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

Dude. Best idea for a sink EVER. (Except for, yeah, the cleaning thing. But still. I bet there's a market for it.)

[jedi-007.livejournal.com]

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/cda/article_print/0,1983,HGTV_24957_4527826_ARTICLE-DETAIL-PRINT,00.html

Looks horribly impractical.. and sharp... very sharp...

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

...but really COOL...

[fairyrune]

And sparkly! Don't forget sparkly!

[thunderemerald.livejournal.com]

Also? PURPLE.

[fairyrune]

HELLS YEAH!

[damnitnicole]

LOL, yeah, my whole journal is like:

I slept too late today, why can't I find a job that pays, here's a picture of my cat, nachos are good, I love Mike.

[fairyrune]

I know! I read it all. On account of I have no life of my own.

Feeling any better?

[damnitnicole]

I think that's why anyone reads anyone else's LJ. :D

Somewhat. Cuddling today without combustion or tears and the talks we've been having all week have helped. Healing will take time for both of us. We can do it. :)

[fairyrune]

Yay!

[devyn410.livejournal.com]

Ooooh pretty sink!

I had a BLT for lunch.

You posts are always cute and entertaining.

There is a smoked bacon that you can just slice and slap on a piece of bread and eat all jiggly. Personally I like my bacon well done so it disolves in my mouth.

Don't put bacon on your PB&J.

How man people with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Let's go make cookies!

[fairyrune]

And this is why we love Devyn.

Personally, I like my bacon just past chewy but not quite crispy. Jiggly is right out of the question! There are some very interesting parasites and things that you can get from underdone pig product, none of which I want invading my body, thankyouverymuch.

[damnitnicole]

Bacon goes on everything. Silly man.

[makiieris.livejournal.com]

The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy = lurv on not so busy days ^.^

[fairyrune]

Word.