I was touched inappropriately this weekend...

[fairyrune]

and it wasn't even at undergreenlight's totally rockin' birthday party! (We need to hang out again soon!!)

No, in fact, I was touched inappropriately this morning, by a cat.

Elmo, the twenty pound kitten of DOOM was lying on his back in my lap, for he enjoys having his tummy pet. I was obliging him, and all of a sudden, I feel something on my left boob.

I look down, and the damn cat is doing the happy paws/milk treading thing on my boob! It was adorable, but I still felt dirty.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Comments

[toosha.livejournal.com]

Oh you almost killed me.

My kitty likes to climb under the covers and curl up right under the curve of my butt. I keep telling this is not what "Head Butt" means.

[fairyrune]

Kitties are so silly! If you are sitting in a chair and Elmo wants attention, he will stand behind the chair and yowl at you until you get up, pick him up, and place him on your lap.

[mynock25.livejournal.com]

That's nothing. My cat has tried to nurse.

[fairyrune]

You're right. You win!