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[fairyrune]

WHY IS THERE A CHILD IN MY HOUSE???????


::fumes::

Comments

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

because they pop up like termites?

[fairyrune]

Tell me about it.

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Why IS there a child in your house?

[fairyrune]

Because my dad is an ass.

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

I find duck tape works wonders on unruly children. You probably have some of the purple type.

[fairyrune]

I think, perhaps, the duct tape would work better on my father, to keep him from bringing the obnoxious neighbor children into the house.

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

You could always seal the door with it. Or remove the door and weave a spider web of duct tape in it. That actually would look pretty cool, and probably stop a train.

[fairyrune]

Yes, but what if I want to go in and out?

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

Window.

[fairyrune]

Bah! Too complicated.

[woodchuck665.livejournal.com]

How about you just eat so much sugar you begin to vibrate to the point you can walk through walls?

[featherspy.livejournal.com]

Tell snowflake that it's a cat.

[fairyrune]

That's the problem. I'm afraid the little idiot will pull Snowball's tail or something and get bitten.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

you know, I *do* sell everything you need to build a low-level taser...

[pinball351.livejournal.com]

And you didn't tell me this when i was around why??

As to the child.. one word: trebuchet. Think on it.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

hehehe

[fairyrune]

::contemplates some more::

[fairyrune]

::contemplates::

[majicou83.livejournal.com]

Well...when a man and woman... err nevermind. ; )

[fairyrune]

Bah!

[ever-abstract.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you didn't like children. Whoa.

[fairyrune]

Well-behaved, polite children who's parents do not turn them into spoiled little hell-raisers are ok. Kids who don't know better than to stay away from other people's yards and dogs should be put in locked pens.

[ever-abstract.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[fairyrune]

I've told my dad that one day one of those little brats is going to piss Snowball off, and they WILL get bitten. When that happens, that on HIM, not the dog.

[ever-abstract.livejournal.com]

What's even worse is that the law would be on the side of the kid, not your dog. Which is completely stupid. Parents should teach their kids not to touch dogs they don't know well, etc but of course most of them don't and as a result, kids get bitten. This is when parents decide to care about their kids (you know, instead of taking the initiave to prevent a bite in the first place) and sue.

I totally understand.

My hypothetical future children are awesome in that they know all of this shit. The kids of the rest of the world scare the shit out of me.