Where am I? Who am I?

It's been a crazy couple of days, let me tell you...
Got up early on Wenesday to say goodbye to Steven, who left for Australia. Managed to get my stuff together for D&D without forgetting anything except the chess pieces, and went to Numina's house with Rich to play D&D. Had a talk with the player ranted about here. I told him that any other DM would've kicked him out for pulling that crap, and that it was just silly, and that he shouldn't do it again, and he behaved himself. The game was great, we took a break for Chinese food (yum!), then played some more. Eventually we stopped, and we ended up going to Dunkin' Donuts. I went in Mike's car, and he let me ride with my head out the window. :)
We were there until something like one thirty, two in the morning, getting nasty looks from the workers. Then we left, went back to Numina's, talked in the driveway a bit, and then Rich and I went back to my house. He crashed here instead of driving back to NP. We watched TV/hung out for a bit, and I finally went to bed at five AM.
Woke up, for some ungodly reason that I still cannot fathom, at noon. I didn't have to work until six, and wasn't planning to get up until three thirty. Couldn't get back to sleep, so I went downstairs. Rich and I had S'mores Poptarts for breakfast, and watched more TV. I finally kicked him out at three, took a shower, ate dinner, and went to work.
Work was a little crazy. We kept running out of silverware. I almost got in trouble for seating tables without it, but they realized it wasn't my fault, so it was all good. Rich and Andrew kept stopping by, and they kept me thoroughly entertained.
I got off a little after 11, and went to Fridays with the guys for a soda. Then we wandered around for a bit, and ended up playing shopping cart demolition derby in the parking lot. It was the most fun I've had in AGES! Got home around two, passed out, and didn't wake up till noon today. I don't have work till noon tomorrow, and it's all good.

And now, for my amusement of the day:
Isn't this GREAT?

The best away message EVER!

Auto response from AVALON 13: "Will be a princess for food"
"Oh round noon when your hungersaa' pokin atcha pokinatcha"
"So How did you get a head shaped bruise on your thigh?"
Mmmmmmmm roast centaur, centaur on a stick, centaur on a bed of rice under glass, bbq style centaur, teryaki centaur Mmm mm goood.....Sorry Micky :-)
"Ooh Jello how exotic Why I feel like I'm on the deck of the QE2!"
"Crappacino"
"Whatcha doin? Watching the Matrix"
"Whoaaah"
"Why do I have wings?"
"Go shopping cart! GO!! Be free!!"
"Coked up werewolf!"

Do you understand this away message? Are you still reading this away message? Then chances are you were with me in the past 48 hours............"and I have a question for you, why are you still here?"

One last thing...

Last night we established that Rich is stalking me, but he's harmless, so it's ok. I think he should team up with Jason, who's been stalking me for over a year now. He's harmless too.