"She's not Wicca, she's Leslie. You use Wicca to make chairs."

The above quote is courtesy of an extremely exhausted and slightly confused Patti. I found it highly amusing.
Let's see now...
Lots of stuff has happened since my last update. Which to write about first? Hmmm...I believe I shall begin with the tale of The Adventures of Leslie and Patti.
The other day after rehearsal, Patti and I were bored. It was about 10PM, so there really wasn't anything open near us. Therefore, we decided to go down to the village to locate some sort of somewhere to get food or something.
We got down there and decided to go to the Mona Lisa Cafe, which has the BEST chocolate mousse EVER. We're on our way there from the subway station, when we pass these two guys coming out of a bar. One of them says "Hey! Look at the girls!" I think "Oh great, not again!"
So they're walking like ten feet behind us, and Patti and I are ignoring them. One of them, who appears to be quite a bit drunker than his companion, makes some sort of comment about my hair being pretty. Patti says, "I'm angry and I have mace. Leave us alone."
The not really drunk guy is trying to get his friend to leave us alone, but he's not listening. "Oo, I like angry girls!" He proceeds to come up beside me and touch my hair, saying "I really like your hair." Of course, this REALLY pissed me off, so I yell "DON'T touch me or I'll scream!" After jumping back about three feet, he says, "I like it when girls scream."
Patti went to reach into her bag with the intention of getting her phone to call the cops, but the guy obviously remembered her comment about having mace, because I have never seen someone so drunk run so fast in my life. As he was leaving we heard his friend say, "That's what you get, dude!"
So we got to the cafe, shared a pizza, and got our mousse to go. We were walking back to the subway, and we saw more drunk people. Of course, the entered the subway about three minutes after us and got in the same car as we did. I ended up sitting next to them. Joy.
They were very confused about where they were supposed to get off, so Patti was trying to explain it to them, and this turned into a minor argument. Then the one I was sitting next to decided to hit on me, and he touched my hair. I thought I was going to snap right there, but they got off the train without any major incidents.
And that is the end of this episode of The Adventures of Leslie and Patti.
Let me see now, what else is there of interest? Oh, yes...
I am working on translating Erin's pants. Actually, it's only a piece of a pair of pants, but that's not as much fun to say. One of her friends wrote something in Tolkein's Tengewar script on them a while back, and he wouldn't tell her what it meant. Since I'm such a geek, I have taken on the task of attempting to translate it. However, I think that this guy was just BSing, because some of the symbols he used don't exist, and what he did write doesn't make sense in any language. I haven't quite finished yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the case.
Ricky gave me two of the proofs from our photo session in the park, and they came out really nicely. I'm thinking of using one as my actual headshot.
I think that's about it for now. Have a nice day!