ARRRRRR!

[fairyrune]

Aye, me hearties, 'tis as fine a day as any to talk like a pirate! I'd be out sailin' the seven seas, but me day job doesn't allow time off for piratin'. Me and me crew should make 'em walk the plank! Alas, piratin' is not as profitable these days, so sendin' me bosses to Davy Jones's locker would put me out on the docks, beggin' fer scraps like a scurvy dog!

(Actual update later tonight. Maybe.)