Conversation with a cat...

Me: "Elmo, get the ant!"
Elmo: "Pet me!"
Me: "See the ant? Get the ant!"
Elmo: "Pet me!"
Me: (::puts Elmo next to the ant::) "Get the ant!"
Elmo: (::rolls over::) "Pet my tummy!"
Me: "Look! See the ant? Get the ant!"
Elmo: (::puts paw on ant and quickly withdraws it::) "No thank you. Pet me!"

I then proceeded to stomp the ant while the feline watched. Some hunter he is...