Dear Moskweetos,

[fairyrune]

Please stop finding me tasty and delicious. Thank you.

No love,
Me

Comments

[aziraphalesshop.livejournal.com]

Well they are right...

[thecoddesslives.livejournal.com]

Eat more bananas.

So sayeth the Alex, master of all things illogical and somehow useful.

[fairyrune]

I had one on Sunday. It was covered in chocolate! I still got bit. :(

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

garlic. they hate garlic.

[fairyrune]

I'm Italian. I eat TONS of the stuff.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

try eating it the night before faire :)

[fairyrune]

I suppose I could do that. Aglia olio, here I come!

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

:D :D

[blueyz72.livejournal.com]

Burt's Bees Herbal Bug spray - I fell in love with the stuff this summer.

[fairyrune]

I suppose I could try that. It's just that I know that as soon as I buy some and fall in love with it, I won't be able to find it any more.

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

It's nature's way of vengeance for gnawing arms this weekend ;)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH!

[fairyrune]

MY saliva does not cause itchy red swollen bumps!

[grigoricennui.livejournal.com]

Unless the victim has a fairy alergy of course....

J.

[fairyrune]

Fairy allergies are extremely uncommon, and cause itchy purple SPARKLY swollen bumps. Silly J!

[odogonefishin.livejournal.com]

I was trying to come up with some sort of dirty reply, but I'm too tired and annoyed by my computer to do so...

[fairyrune]

Yes. That is much with the suck.