Entries tagged with drunk

Current Mood: cranky

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drunk,
sleep

WHY AM I UP???

Dear Brain,
I drank a lot last night. While I am fortunately not hung over this morning, I would have appreciated it if you had let me sleep past noon. It's Sunday, and I have no pressing engagements. Letting me sleep until later this afternoon is a perfectly reasonable desire.

No love,
Me

Current Mood: drunk

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drunk

Dude...

When my (now former) co-workers all said they were going to buy me drinks, I didn't think they were serious.

I really wanted to go see the Crimson Pirates tonight.

I really wanted to hear the (premiere?) of "Distant Drums."

I really wanted to buy a thong to support Tim. (Maybe

thecoddesslives will do this for me?)

Unfortunately, I have come home too drunk to make the trip up to Warwick to do the above listed things. (Don't worry; a co-worker who lives near me drove, and didn't drink.)

I apologize profusely to those who were expecting me.

It took way too fucking long for me to type this post.

(At least I'm not the one randomly trying to re-arrange the freezer.)

Current Mood: drunk

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I are drinked!

thunderemerald brought us CHAMPAGNE! (no, really, it says so on the tag. CHAMPAGNE!) tonight!

aziraphalesshop doesn't drink, and

thunderemerald only wanted one glass, so the rest is ALL FOR ME!

I have had three glasses so far, and I can still type! And I am using a lot of exclamation points! HOORAY!

Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Why isn't that ferret happy to be drunk?

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drunk,
steve

Drunk Post #!

Dude. MY little brother. Makes the bestestestestestest.... Chocolate martinis. EVAR!

Also.

He could totally. Kick YOUR little brother's. Ass.