There have been a bunch of times that there's a line down the stairs at the Boar, and I now how much people love to stand in lines, so I try to be entertaining so that they cheer up just a little. I stand behind the bar and yell, "hello, everybody!" And you know what I get?

Nothing.

It's bizarre. First weekend when I did that, I got a chorus of hellos back. Now, they just stare at me blankly. And now I know why: they want to eat my brains.